Jun 04 2009
More “Interesting Man” Facts!
I was googling around today on my lunchbreak and stumbled across a few forums that had more of these quotes, from Dos Equis commercials, radio spots and print ads. Enjoy, my people!
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.
His aura can be seen from outer space
Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict
He always wins Halloween costume contests…even though he never wears a costume
When he bobbs for apples, the apples jockey for position.
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Have you heard more? I hear them on the radio, and actually haven’t seen on on tv, but after watching them on Youtube… I have to say that I really enjoy the radio spots much, much more. And recently, my boyfriend and I bought a six pack of the beer as a recipe for Guacamole called for it. The beer isn’t the most terrible piss out there… but take that with a grain of salt as I hate each and every beer I’ve tried.
