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I was googling around today on my lunchbreak and stumbled across a few forums that had more of these quotes, from Dos Equis commercials, radio spots and print ads. Enjoy, my people!

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

His blood smells like cologne.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.

His aura can be seen from outer space

Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict

He always wins Halloween costume contests…even though he never wears a costume

When he bobbs for apples, the apples jockey for position.

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Have you heard more? I hear them on the radio, and actually haven’t seen on on tv, but after watching them on Youtube… I have to say that I really enjoy the radio spots much, much more. And recently, my boyfriend and I bought a six pack of the beer as a recipe for Guacamole called for it. The beer isn’t the most terrible piss out there… but take that with a grain of salt as I hate each and every beer I’ve tried.

So, I realize it’s been a very long time since I’ve written anything and for this, I feel bad. I do have an excuse, though! I’ve been working tow jobs for the last two months, one during the week and one during the weekend, so my free time is limited and not only does that keep me from writing, it keeps me from reading the ad sites I used to frequent.

But, I have noticed that my number of readers (or at least “views”) has continued to rise and I truly appreciate anyone who finds the images or content they are looking for on my page.

So I suggest, that while I adjust to my lack of free time and “make it work!” that we try something else - you guys tell me: What ads are catching your attention these days? Any commercials make you happy you didn’t leave the couch and grab a sandwich after your television show? Any magazine ads leave you interested while you were getting your hair cut? Internet stuff? Mail stuff? Posters, flyers, bus wraps? There’s got to be good stuff out there, even in times like today when safety seems more in than creativity.

So tell me, what are you liking these days? Email me at cre8.above.all.else@gmail.com (just copy and paste it so you don’t miss the periods) or comment below! I really want to look into these and see what other people are getting a kick out of. Other people besides SB and my co-workers! Come on, send them in!

And thank you for frequenting my page.